December 2009
197 posts
“Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.”
– Pablo Picasso
Packing for London
The Male: “Why do you always have to take so many books with you when you’re travelling?”
Me: “Because… they’re like old friends. I want to have them with me all the time!”
The Male: “Couldn’t you be like other girls and love… shoes?!”
Me: “If that was the case, my dear, I’d be in love with David Beckham. Not you.”
The...
Speech Impediments
Her: Get me a Sweet Chilli Chicken Deli Meal.
Him: Hi, I'd like a Sweet Chicken Chili Meal please.
Her: Psst, it's Sweet Chilli Chicken
Him: I mean, I'd like a Chicken Chilli Sweet Chicken Meal please.
Her: Sweet Chili Chicken
Him: That's a Chili Sweet Chicken Meal please.
Her: I think there's something wrong with you.
“My Best Friend is a person who will give me a book I have not read.”
– Abraham Lincoln
“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that, within me there lay an...”
– Albert Camus
“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
– Groucho Marx
